I'm 55 today and my family bought me a cane.

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07/13/2019 at 13:05 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:07

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Think of it as a walking stick.

HB, OC.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:18

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Looks like they let you pick the one you wanted. It could have been worse.

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Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:18

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OLD MAN

Happy Birthday 


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:23

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Happy Birthday!  Have some cake!


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:25

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Happy Birthday sir! You need a fancier cane...something antique (because a lot of them are awesome), or a bladed one for self protection....those are legal and cool ....and legal...right? Right? :P


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:37

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Just think of it as a reaching stick. Congrats on hitting the 1970s speed limit!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/13/2019 at 13:40

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Yeah, but this one was only $12. (They let me pay for it, too.)


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
07/13/2019 at 13:40

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I have a close friend who is 91 and he does not think I am so old.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/13/2019 at 13:41

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They let me pick it out, and they also let me pay for it, too.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:48

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My wife  started buying her own gifts. She even wrapped a few of them last time. “Here, you’re giving this to me later.”


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:48

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Wow, quite the birthday present then! :P


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:57

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Happy birthday. Oh and an extra thanks for making me feel young!


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 13:58

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Happy birthday, ya old fart ;)


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 14:02

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Happy Birthday!

As someone that occasionally needs to use a cane since hitting 50 a couple of years ago, let me say that I wish I had a nice wood one like that instead of my plain black anodized model . It would certainly add a bit of style to what is sometimes awkward situation.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 14:02

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Happy Birthday!

As someone that occasionally needs to use a cane since hitting 50 a couple of years ago, let me say that I wish I had a nice wood one like that instead of my plain black anodized model . It would certainly add a bit of style to what is sometimes awkward situation.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 14:11

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Happy birthday!  Mine was yesterday.  *high five*


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 15:29

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Age is relative.

Happy Birthday!

Yes! Some one older than me. Not by much but older.

;)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 15:47

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Happy birthday! Have a 55 Suburban

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Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 15:48

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Looks like you already owned the rest of the 50- something white guy dad uniform.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 16:07

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There’s the old saying, “You’re only as old as you feel.” I prefer my corollary:  “You don’t have to feel as old as you are.”


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 16:16

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Awesome. Mopar pistol grip shifter; my favorite.

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Oh, and congratulations. I’m 58.   A t least for another 45 days or so.


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 16:21

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Turn the tables by whacking each of them with it. Except the wife, of course. ^_^

Happy birthday. There's kind of a relief as an educator when your birthday is in the summer, because you don't have to wonder if one of THOSE kids...you know, the ones who are both creative, but also mischievous...is planning something. 


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 17:13

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Just give up and get a Segway


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Sovande
07/13/2019 at 17:28

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Earned that fair and square.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 17:32

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Happy birthday!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/13/2019 at 17:34

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Not long after my grandfather got the top right one in candy appple red , he was leaving the docs office and saw a woman using a walker who looked very depressed. He ambled up along side her and asked, "Wanna race?" It put a huge smile on her face.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/13/2019 at 17:34

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It couldn't be any better.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 19:47

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Haha, in seriousness, hope you’ve had a great one! :)


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/13/2019 at 19:49

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Thanks. It's been the best 


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
07/13/2019 at 19:50

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If they weren't so expensive, I'd already have one.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
07/13/2019 at 19:57

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It’s true, but when I was a kid, I never got to have cupcakes on my birthday in my class. :-(


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > John Norris (AngryDrifter)
07/13/2019 at 19:59

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Yes,that walking stick is red. It's a perfect fit. But I need to sand the varnish off the handle part, sand it smooth, and then it can darken with perspiration and oil.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
07/13/2019 at 20:00

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I'll take it!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > vondon302
07/13/2019 at 20:01

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I feel great. Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/13/2019 at 20:03

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Thanks. This one is some deadfall that a guy cleaned up and applied a coat of varnish, but it's strong and light and a great souvenir.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 20:13

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And much respect for that! Happy birthday. Hope it was a good one. 


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MM54
07/13/2019 at 20:58

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/13/2019 at 21:33

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It’s a little like that with me, but we do try to keep some degree of separation in there.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 21:58

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Happy Birthday! Here’s a song for your birthday:


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
07/13/2019 at 22:00

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“ Turn the tables by whacking each of them with it. Except the wife, of course.”

Unless she’s into that kind of thing...

;-)


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/13/2019 at 22:01

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Clearly it would be hilarious if you took what she bought out of the box and replaced it with something else.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
07/13/2019 at 22:11

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That is great song. Really captures his sound. Thank you!


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
07/13/2019 at 22:12

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dude, the socks...  (congrats, and nice cane)


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
07/13/2019 at 22:27

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Thank you. Christmas is going to be great this year!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > wafflesnfalafel
07/14/2019 at 01:13

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Aren't they great?


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck
07/15/2019 at 23:04

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I can imagine less preferable scenarios where hubby  buys the wrong thing and awkwardness ensues. Sounds like you have a workable situation. Optimal, even maybe.